I think this video is pretty sweet. The old man janitor that is shown about 2 times is my fav.
Saturday, December 05, 2009
Monday, November 30, 2009
Updates
So I had the MRI and it showed that I had a pinched nerve in my back. No joke. So they increased my pain meds which I didn't do because I wouldn't be able to get out of the bed. And on the 17 th I go to a neurosurgeon to see what he says. I just want a pain block good grief.
I ordered me some on sale jeans from old navy. A Size smaller. I don't know how but I keep loosing weight. I know it's not cause I'm trying but I'm not complaining.
We got our decorations up outside. This year we went all grizwald. I can almost hear the power meter turning.
Today was the first day Aidan didn't cry when I dropped him off at day care. Maybe he's getting used to it. He had his pillow and his sleep mat.
Turns out my letter to the old day care did get somewhere. My mom talked to some lady that works in the office of the church and she was asking her and she said she passed it to the preacher who called the board members and said we need to take care of this now! I think there was an ass chewing. I am still waiting on details from that.
I ordered me some on sale jeans from old navy. A Size smaller. I don't know how but I keep loosing weight. I know it's not cause I'm trying but I'm not complaining.
We got our decorations up outside. This year we went all grizwald. I can almost hear the power meter turning.
Today was the first day Aidan didn't cry when I dropped him off at day care. Maybe he's getting used to it. He had his pillow and his sleep mat.
Turns out my letter to the old day care did get somewhere. My mom talked to some lady that works in the office of the church and she was asking her and she said she passed it to the preacher who called the board members and said we need to take care of this now! I think there was an ass chewing. I am still waiting on details from that.
Monday, November 23, 2009
MRI and stuff
It looks like Aidan has another ear infection. We are up to one a week now. This is getting old. I really think it hasn't gone away. I think it just keeps coming back. I'm calling and pitching a fit and get him in to see the ent again.
I had my mri this morning. I went in doped up with the meds the dr gave me and the attitude that I wasn't going to be afraid. So what did I do? Cried like a little wiener. Yeah. I can't help it. It's such a small place. OMG. I don't think it's the small place it's more that I could be trapped in there. But I made it. Hoping to know more by thanksgiving.
We are going to bring fingerfoods to work on Wednesday. And I was giving the bosses wife a hard time because last year she brought store bought sausage balls. I was like you have to bring homemade goodies. She said they're weren't any left last year. I said taht's because they were good but they were missing something.
She was like what?
The love man. The love.
I had my mri this morning. I went in doped up with the meds the dr gave me and the attitude that I wasn't going to be afraid. So what did I do? Cried like a little wiener. Yeah. I can't help it. It's such a small place. OMG. I don't think it's the small place it's more that I could be trapped in there. But I made it. Hoping to know more by thanksgiving.
We are going to bring fingerfoods to work on Wednesday. And I was giving the bosses wife a hard time because last year she brought store bought sausage balls. I was like you have to bring homemade goodies. She said they're weren't any left last year. I said taht's because they were good but they were missing something.
She was like what?
The love man. The love.
Thursday, November 19, 2009
I should have Spanked them when I had the chance
Really. I should have sued six flags when I had the chance. My seat belt came off a few years ago and that's how I originally hurt my back. Off and on it hurts but the other morning I got up and stretched and it was like a nuclear bomb exploded in my back. Pain shot from my back down my right leg and it's like it stuck in the back of my leg. I can actually feel where the nerve is going down my leg. I instantly thought I was going to throw up. I felt paralized. Not that I actually was but the pain was so intense I couldn't move.
So that day I tried to tough it out and not be a weiner but it didn't make it long before I called the dr. She was nice enough to call me in some meds that was supposed to take the inflammation out from around that nerve. It didn't even phase it so after the weekend I called back and they asked me to come in. By the time I got to the dr I could barely sit or stand.
So she loaded me up on a bunch of pain meds. Which is great and they help but I made the mistake of taking one during the day and I felt like I was in a fog all day. It got so bad that I had to take a nap during my lunch hour and almost went home but decided that driving probably wasn't the best idea so I just toughed it out. So needless to say I won't be taking anymore of that during the day time.
She also ordered me another dreaded MRI. I begged for an open one but she said she doesn't like those because the pictures don't do as well. I could feel a panic attack building. I told her no I would just deal. I swear I have never panicked like that except when they shoved me in that tube for an hour. So this time she prescribed me a vicitan to take an hour before so that I probably wouldn't be awake and if I was I wouldn't care. Suites me. The MRI is monday. Still not looking forward to it. Here's the deal on the last one I had.
Right now it doesn't hurt too bad. But I took some meds about 2 hours ago so that's probably why. From the MRI she is going to decide if she can get me set up for blocks or with a surgen. All I can say for surgery is that the odds better be damn good of it helping or I'm not doing it. Like with wes' neck surgery the told him he would have immediate relief iwth my back about 3 years ago they only gave me a 65% chance. That wasn't good enough so I opted not to. I'm only 26 years old. I don't see doing it for only a 65% chance.
We shall see.
So that day I tried to tough it out and not be a weiner but it didn't make it long before I called the dr. She was nice enough to call me in some meds that was supposed to take the inflammation out from around that nerve. It didn't even phase it so after the weekend I called back and they asked me to come in. By the time I got to the dr I could barely sit or stand.
So she loaded me up on a bunch of pain meds. Which is great and they help but I made the mistake of taking one during the day and I felt like I was in a fog all day. It got so bad that I had to take a nap during my lunch hour and almost went home but decided that driving probably wasn't the best idea so I just toughed it out. So needless to say I won't be taking anymore of that during the day time.
She also ordered me another dreaded MRI. I begged for an open one but she said she doesn't like those because the pictures don't do as well. I could feel a panic attack building. I told her no I would just deal. I swear I have never panicked like that except when they shoved me in that tube for an hour. So this time she prescribed me a vicitan to take an hour before so that I probably wouldn't be awake and if I was I wouldn't care. Suites me. The MRI is monday. Still not looking forward to it. Here's the deal on the last one I had.
Right now it doesn't hurt too bad. But I took some meds about 2 hours ago so that's probably why. From the MRI she is going to decide if she can get me set up for blocks or with a surgen. All I can say for surgery is that the odds better be damn good of it helping or I'm not doing it. Like with wes' neck surgery the told him he would have immediate relief iwth my back about 3 years ago they only gave me a 65% chance. That wasn't good enough so I opted not to. I'm only 26 years old. I don't see doing it for only a 65% chance.
We shall see.
Wednesday, November 11, 2009
Me so Random
I really don't have anything important to say BUT that's never stopped me before so here I go..
I need to make sure I don't sit with my knees bent up under my chair so much. I think my calf muscle is shrinking. It hurts when I straighten it out.
Wes has been sitting in the same spot for like 2 hours playing video games. His mouth is open and I think there might be drool. He's worse than the kids.
Our kitchen area at work has become a huge lady bug orgy. I swear those little bastards are everywhere doing the humpty hump all over the place. I called the pest control people and they said they couldn't spray for asian lady bugs. I told them I am pretty sure they are american but still no go. So tomorrow I think they will get sucked up with the vacuum.
Aidan has ANOTHER EAR INFECTION.. can you believe that crap? Another one. It's nasty too since he has the tubes and it drains out. Ugh. Calling the dr tomorrow. Again. I'm about ready to kick that guy in the nuts.
Trying to get things arranged for our Christmas card pic. It's going to take a while to get it right so I think we need to start in the next couple of weeks. No hints though. You'll have to wait until it's ready.
There is a new thrift store in town. I'm excited. I love me some thrift store.
If you are not following me on twitter you're missing out beeches.
I need to make sure I don't sit with my knees bent up under my chair so much. I think my calf muscle is shrinking. It hurts when I straighten it out.
Wes has been sitting in the same spot for like 2 hours playing video games. His mouth is open and I think there might be drool. He's worse than the kids.
Our kitchen area at work has become a huge lady bug orgy. I swear those little bastards are everywhere doing the humpty hump all over the place. I called the pest control people and they said they couldn't spray for asian lady bugs. I told them I am pretty sure they are american but still no go. So tomorrow I think they will get sucked up with the vacuum.
Aidan has ANOTHER EAR INFECTION.. can you believe that crap? Another one. It's nasty too since he has the tubes and it drains out. Ugh. Calling the dr tomorrow. Again. I'm about ready to kick that guy in the nuts.
Trying to get things arranged for our Christmas card pic. It's going to take a while to get it right so I think we need to start in the next couple of weeks. No hints though. You'll have to wait until it's ready.
There is a new thrift store in town. I'm excited. I love me some thrift store.
If you are not following me on twitter you're missing out beeches.
Saturday, November 07, 2009
Random Facts
I finally decided since I am paying for my sat radio in my car that I should listen to it more. They have added a bunch of new channels.
Aidan is totally addicted to sponge bob. It's the only double word he knows.
Oreo is asleep with his head propped up on the side of the chair. I would take a pic but the ahole that washes my car stole it.
I want the new Droid phone like OMG bad. So anyone wants to buy me a christmas present... send it c/o "My broke ass can't afford it and I'm not up for my phone upgrade until 12/10/10."
I am putting up christmas decorations the weekend before thanksgiving so it will be decorated when people come over for thanksgiving.
I have a great Idea for a christmas card this year if aidan will cooperate. More on that in a few days. Have to find a camera.
According to my son there are 2 kinds of people in the world.... momma and not momma
He knows I'm momma and then he points at everyone else and says momma and shakes his head no.
Aidan is totally addicted to sponge bob. It's the only double word he knows.
Oreo is asleep with his head propped up on the side of the chair. I would take a pic but the ahole that washes my car stole it.
I want the new Droid phone like OMG bad. So anyone wants to buy me a christmas present... send it c/o "My broke ass can't afford it and I'm not up for my phone upgrade until 12/10/10."
I am putting up christmas decorations the weekend before thanksgiving so it will be decorated when people come over for thanksgiving.
I have a great Idea for a christmas card this year if aidan will cooperate. More on that in a few days. Have to find a camera.
According to my son there are 2 kinds of people in the world.... momma and not momma
He knows I'm momma and then he points at everyone else and says momma and shakes his head no.
Sunday, November 01, 2009
Halloween
Halloween for us went awesome. Aidan was thomas the train. He did great. He wore his costume all night and most of today. I have a feeling he will be wearing it a lot. He loves it.
He got to ride in his wagon to go trick or treating. I think that for him was part of the thrill. He walked up to all the doors and knocked and held out his bucket. He did great.
I have pics but since my camera got stolen I have to wait for my mom to email them to me.
He got to ride in his wagon to go trick or treating. I think that for him was part of the thrill. He walked up to all the doors and knocked and held out his bucket. He did great.
I have pics but since my camera got stolen I have to wait for my mom to email them to me.
Wednesday, October 28, 2009
Let's Talk for a Minute
About pants.
There is a right way to wear jeans and a wrong way. Lately I have seen way too much wrong way so as a public service I will clarify the right and wrong way.
I do not want to see your butt crack. Ever. Man or woman. I do not want to see crack. Just don't and if you have a hairy crack... FOR THE LOVE OF GOD JUST DON'T. If you would buy bigger pants that actually fit around your gut then they would not sag. You may thing you wear a 34 but your actual waist is a 40.
If you are fat don't wear low rise jeans. This is the wrong way. Muffin tops are very uncool.
Jeans should cover the laces on your shoes AT LEAST to middle of the laces... even when you sit. Anything less than that is the wrong way. If you are wearing heals, your jeans should go down to the heel just above the ground. Anything less is the wrong way. Anything more is going to get you a twisted ankle. I see people wearing jeans and when they walk I can see ankle. I shouldn't be able to see ankle. If you want to show off your ankles, wear shorts.
Lastly, Capri pants are gay. I'm sorry but they are. And man-pris are even worse. They make you look like a midget. Just don't.
If you are guilty of any of the above, please save yourself while you can before anyone else notices and buy new pants.
There is a right way to wear jeans and a wrong way. Lately I have seen way too much wrong way so as a public service I will clarify the right and wrong way.
I do not want to see your butt crack. Ever. Man or woman. I do not want to see crack. Just don't and if you have a hairy crack... FOR THE LOVE OF GOD JUST DON'T. If you would buy bigger pants that actually fit around your gut then they would not sag. You may thing you wear a 34 but your actual waist is a 40.
If you are fat don't wear low rise jeans. This is the wrong way. Muffin tops are very uncool.
Jeans should cover the laces on your shoes AT LEAST to middle of the laces... even when you sit. Anything less than that is the wrong way. If you are wearing heals, your jeans should go down to the heel just above the ground. Anything less is the wrong way. Anything more is going to get you a twisted ankle. I see people wearing jeans and when they walk I can see ankle. I shouldn't be able to see ankle. If you want to show off your ankles, wear shorts.
Lastly, Capri pants are gay. I'm sorry but they are. And man-pris are even worse. They make you look like a midget. Just don't.
If you are guilty of any of the above, please save yourself while you can before anyone else notices and buy new pants.
Tuesday, October 27, 2009
funny stuff
Have you ever seen this show? It's funny as hell. Not that they die but they way they tell the stories is funny. I mean come on any show that tells about a dude that kills himself by using an enema full of wine... but instead they said he used a butt cocktail of wine from mr squishy.
Come on.. that's good tv
Come on.. that's good tv
Saturday, October 17, 2009
Why... why...
Why does this always happen to me? I mean I'm not social. I never talk to people I don't know. I'm not unfriendly when people talk to me but I'm not one of those people who just walk up and talk to random people. It's just not how I roll.
So let me just tell you..
I was just minding my own beez wax at the grocery store. Standing back by the bread. And I hear... "Well hey there!" I turn around and see some random older lady in a fucked up old lady hat. This is the conversation that ensues.. Anything in parentheses is what I was thinking but not saying.
Me: Hey. How are you. (turns back around)
Crazy lady: What are you buying?
Me: (what the fuck lady) Groceries. We were just about out of everything and it was about that time. (turns back around)
Crazy lady: Oh I see you are getting corn dogs.
Me: (what? why?) Yeah I have a 19 month old and that's pretty much all he eats.
crazy lady: Oh. You shouldn't give your baby corn dogs.
Me: (what? I swear to god) ....
crazy lady: Because he can get choked. The hot dog can get stuck in his throat and cut off his air supply and before you know it you're kid's retarded.
Me: (WTF?) what!!
crazy lady: I used to be a nurse I have seen it. And you are a mom you should know this.
Me: (pissed off now) Look lady. Give me a break. Thank you for your concern but you don't have to worry about what I feed my kid.
Me: (walking off) What the fuck just happened?
I swear I don't bring this on myself. I don't. I don't talk to anyone. I don't look friendly. I don't act it. I don't know why these people treat me like that person that sits next to forrest gump.
And at dinner Aidan choked on a little piece of chicken and my step son yells help him before he gets retarded. So that's the new joke now. I still can't believe it.
So let me just tell you..
I was just minding my own beez wax at the grocery store. Standing back by the bread. And I hear... "Well hey there!" I turn around and see some random older lady in a fucked up old lady hat. This is the conversation that ensues.. Anything in parentheses is what I was thinking but not saying.
Me: Hey. How are you. (turns back around)
Crazy lady: What are you buying?
Me: (what the fuck lady) Groceries. We were just about out of everything and it was about that time. (turns back around)
Crazy lady: Oh I see you are getting corn dogs.
Me: (what? why?) Yeah I have a 19 month old and that's pretty much all he eats.
crazy lady: Oh. You shouldn't give your baby corn dogs.
Me: (what? I swear to god) ....
crazy lady: Because he can get choked. The hot dog can get stuck in his throat and cut off his air supply and before you know it you're kid's retarded.
Me: (WTF?) what!!
crazy lady: I used to be a nurse I have seen it. And you are a mom you should know this.
Me: (pissed off now) Look lady. Give me a break. Thank you for your concern but you don't have to worry about what I feed my kid.
Me: (walking off) What the fuck just happened?
I swear I don't bring this on myself. I don't. I don't talk to anyone. I don't look friendly. I don't act it. I don't know why these people treat me like that person that sits next to forrest gump.
And at dinner Aidan choked on a little piece of chicken and my step son yells help him before he gets retarded. So that's the new joke now. I still can't believe it.
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