I was standing in line today at the bank to get my cashier's checks and there was a dude in line diagonally to the right front of me. And he caught my eye because he was moving a lot more than the rest of the people. I watch people a lot and try to make note of any weirdos around me just in case I see someone acting a little funny I know to stay away from them. Who knows? They could go nuts and start shooting up the joint.
Anyways he was wiggling around. And the more I watched him I finally could tell what he was doing. Constant Wiener adjustment. Why? yeah man I want to watch that at the bank. Have a little class.
I have actually been talking to a person and him do that. I will sometimes use that as an opportunity to embarrass the person by stopping all conversation and looking down at what he is doing and about the time he realizes what is going on look him straight in the eye with a raised eye brow as if to say why.
Why does it have to be constantly moved around? I think this is an excuse to touch it. I promise dudes.... it's not leaving and it's very distracting to talk to you while you are moving the junk around. Is that not taught in "So You Were Born with a Wee Wee 101" just after raise the lid when you pee pee?
Yeah boobs have to be adjusted too but damn I am not standing in line at the bank moving them around or while trying to carry on a conversation. Holy Crap.
Friday, July 20, 2007
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Yes, I was going to come back with a clever boob adjust argument, but you covered that.
First, there is no excuse for public wiener adjustment. I apologize for all males for this phenomenon.
You are witnessing the peak of wiener adjustment season.
Contrary to popular belief, you may have witnessed a scrotum adjustment rather than a wiener adjustment.
The combination of humidity, a very relaxed scrotum due to the heat, and the tendency for the scrotum to adhere to your leg, is more than some guys can tolerate. We call it “stickage” in my circle of gentlemen friends.
Go back in the dead of winter, and you will observe less crotch adjustment due to the retraction of the scrotal skin in the cold. At that point they are all drawn up like a Titleist golf ball and about as firm, but no “stickage”, and no wiener adjustment.
OMG, Reggie! ROFL!
Hey, if they can stare at our cleavage, I say STARE DOWN AT THEM!
This was absoultely your best post so far. LOL
Reggie.. Thank you for that in depth report. I was unaware of stickage. And now that I am... I'm a little grossed out. But I still say it can be done in privacy.
Well, just so you know.
I agree, privacy should be observed.
I try to save readjustments for quiet alone times. But I do know a guy who will hold his then pick his nose all while he talks to you. Not sure where these guys come from.
great, first puffy nipples, now ball sweat. Are you people trying to corrupt me?
How on earth did I miss this post? I had to do a feed refresh - maybe this was lost prior to that....
Men are weird and have very scant socialization skills. Probably standing in line properly was taking all of his concentration and he was unable to control other social niceties. Poor neanderthal.
Now wait a minute. Suppose you are standing around and someone lays a warm, moist, fruit roll-up on your upper thigh. You deal with it as best you can.
We are not animals.
Okay, time for me to chime in. I will ask a simple question, and allow you two options.
Take the same scenario, but this time you have a 50-50% chance to see:
A)"danger zone" shifting due to bubble gum syndrome (berries are sticking to your leg like bubble gum)
or
B)whitey tighty excavation/rescue, or more commonly known as picking a bite
Which do you choose?
Feel free to discuss.
wow! first I've heard of stickage too.
you'd think someone would have clued me in before now
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