Now wait a minute. Suppose you are standing around and someone lays a warm, moist, fruit roll-up on your upper thigh. You deal with it as best you can.
We are not animals.
His response to Jeannie's comment on What's with the Wiener Adjustments? (which turned out to be a very popular topic) Fruit roll up wouldn't have been my first choice of descriptions but hey.
Here's what I don't get. With all the technology out there has someone not thought of a better way to deal with "stickage" as Reggie so eloquently put it other than a cup or constantly crotch grabbing. Shouldn't there be a way.
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As a man gets older his boys hang lower and the wanger flops around and tries to escape out the side in a futile attempt to get fresh air. It's really awful.
Sometimes we have to try to do a quick adjustment before the seam on the jeans rubs an extra hole in Mr Happy.
Might I suggest that you go to youtube.com and type "nut bra" in the search box.
This will explain and uphold Hammer's post.
Ok, guys...I think maybe this is more info than I can handle without hurting myself! Nut bra, huh? who would've thunk?
What is it with guys and finding things like Nut Bras on Youtube? Clearly you have too much time on your hands!
It doesn’t take me very long to type in Nut Bra. Damn...I did it again in almost a second.
In this case, comedy is used to illustrate a real problem for many men albeit highly exaggerated in the example.
This video was sent to me a year ago as an email attachment, and youtube was a way to share. So I didn’t randomly type in searches until I found something funny to illustrate the problem with sticky balls.
Please keep in mind, I didn’t bring up the subject of scrotal stickage…a female did. I merely offered a reason that men picked at their crotch from time to time.
Denying the problem and sweeping it under the rug with generalization doesn’t make the problem go away.
I just can’t believe how insensitive some women are.
Ball stickage is a very serious problem and while I do agree this is not something that should be done in public, you have to understand that sometimes it is unavoidable. In these cases I try to practice some form of privacy. You can pretned you are fiddling for something in your pocket while making these adjustments. Or there is the familiar "walk" where you are able to to do an ever so slightly side step to help alleviate such stickage.
I just don't think women can fully understand what it is like to have some twig and berries hanging between your legs. Reggie has explained about the best any man could but until you have that sweaty scrotal problem yourself you just won't understand.
As for staring at women's cleavage. Don't show it if you don't want us to stare at it. It is like a train wreck and midget all wrapped up into one beautiful package. We cannot help but stare. Thought I will say, as Jerry Seinfeld once stated, it should be treated like the sun. Look quickly and turn away.
OMG you guys I have never laughed so hard.
Hammer...so the problem is trying to get fresh air then. I was unaware that head had to breath.
Reggie...I am going to you tube now to search for the nut bra. I can't believe that I am but I am.
Kuckie and tysgirl... funny right?
jay gray... welcome. It's amazing that a topic such as ball sweat could bring so many people together. As far as the forms of privacy... women can so tell what you are doing, but you are right in the fact we don't really know why.
And comparing cleavage to a train wreck and a midget... genius. lol
See there are discreet ways to go about adjusting. Shouldn’t this be something a dad teaches his son when talking about the birds and bees? Especially since I doubt very many females would want to be picked up by a guy grabbing and adjusting his balls.
Marie... exactly I think it should be taught. But from what I have seen from some dudes... they don't care who sees.
I was thinking I could get rich quick by creating and selling a johnson sock, but apparently someone has already beat me to it with the nut bra.
Oh Terri…you are a kind hearted woman, but the Johnson sock would only add to the heat. Maybe a small cartridge of CO2 that released cool air on a timer would help.
But them if I was wearing my MC Hammer trousers I would balloon up every couple of minutes. That would be embarrassing and everyone would know I was a sufferer.
Didn't the Chili Peppers already do that? Remember when all they used to wear on stage was the sock.
I say it should be the ball sling. And it should work basically the same as the nut bra but it sounds better. Kinda like a sling for your arm but for you know.
I suppose a sack made of cool silk could do wonders but I am afraid I would walk around standing at attention all day long with that soft substance constantly gracing my boys.
I'm so sorry for my insensitivity on the stickage issue. Believe it or not, they came out with a product centuries ago to help with moisture issues. Talcum powder. I think they even have stuff that helps prevent jock itch. It may not be 100% effective but must be some help. Or corn starch.
Honestly, I have occasionally wondered about having such appendages hanging between my legs and can't figure it would be comfortable. Given the constant "hey I'm here" of the situation, I'm not surprised men are tempted to stick it in other places more often than women care to receive it. Boobs can get in the way too but it's hardly the same. And if stickage etc. is as uncomfortable as a wedgie, then I suppose I can view men who adjust with a little less derision but I'm still gonna snicker a little.
I can't wait to share this conversation with my hubby! He will not believe me until he sees it with his own eyes! OMG!
jay... so I'm guessing your undies are not silk then huh
jeannie... I go past snicker a little but gosh I can't help it.
kuckie... it's amazing that ball sweat can bring so many people together huh LOL
Powder works to a point but there are issues of application. The stuff goes everywhere.
Plus, in the gym it is not manly to have a powdery pecker.
Once my wife looked in and said, “It looks like you are flouring up a chicken leg for frying.”
Then I got on this Gold Bond medicated powder. It was cool, refreshing and damn near burned a hole in my scrotum.
Flouring a chicken leg... OMG how much were you using. Damn
What's wrong Reggie darlin', stickage got you feeling cranky?!?!
I don't recall denying the problem or sweeping it under the rug. That might make for a tent type situation, especially if the rug were silk- according to Jay.
I'm very sorry that you men have to suffer from stickage. Just out of curiosity, does stickage lead to stinkage?
This is some of the greatest stuff I have ever read and feels straight out of a Kevin Smith script or Judd Apatow film. Thank you all for making laugh a lot today.
jay... this is just another day here at I Eat Snowman Poop
tysgirl... I would say yes. Any sweat = stink
Jay, are you friends with Silent Bob? I happen to love Kevin Smith's work. Clerks was good work, but Chasing Amy's my favorite.
Wow, where have I been all day? Missing all this fun...and yeah, Kuckie, I'm with ya; this will make interesting candlelight conversation this evening.
have you people not ever heard of baby powder...
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